Headlines from 2030

This arrived in my email today – couldn’t help but share it.
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2030
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

Castro finally dies at age 112

Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2031.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

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